Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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