Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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