Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
then he tried to convert me to islam
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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