May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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