big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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