Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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