The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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