question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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