Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet. http://tfl.nu/muj7
  Replies (28) Good night (747) Bad night (6206)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out. http://tfl.nu/5rrz
  Replies (43) Good night (4747) Bad night (1178)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood' http://tfl.nu/xp6j
  Replies (14) Good night (2071) Bad night (7055)
• Favorite

  (210): View more from Texas

  i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (210): i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore http://tfl.nu/ys1g
  Replies (40) Good night (3680) Bad night (1178)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break http://tfl.nu/l0jq
  Replies (19) Good night (5415) Bad night (1320)
• Favorite

  (512): View more from Texas

  On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (512): On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!! http://tfl.nu/5462
  Replies (2) Good night (2360) Bad night (881)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level http://tfl.nu/uegr
  Replies (11) Good night (5462) Bad night (1394)
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here http://tfl.nu/lif5
  Replies (3) Good night (3108) Bad night (670)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise. http://tfl.nu/xovb
  Replies (7) Good night (1427) Bad night (915)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed. http://tfl.nu/scsc
  Replies (14) Good night (2252) Bad night (754)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD http://tfl.nu/w0y8
  Replies (3) Good night (747) Bad night (526)
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life. http://tfl.nu/6vxl
  Replies (8) Good night (942) Bad night (535)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?

  (1-708): View more from Illinois

  head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower? (1-708): head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way http://tfl.nu/d98n
  Replies (2) Good night (1545) Bad night (660)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night. http://tfl.nu/3rw4
  Replies (0) Good night (590) Bad night (283)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis. http://tfl.nu/kmqs
  Replies (1) Good night (432) Bad night (222)

Randomize