If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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