you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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