I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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