And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
