I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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