Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
