Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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