Fine. I'll sleep in my office
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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