8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
