It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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