is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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