You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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