We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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