Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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