i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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