I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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