We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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