I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
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