Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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