if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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