so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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