The beer is more important than you right now.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize