Small penises have feelings too.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
You dont lie about slip and slides
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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