We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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