Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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