But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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