Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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