just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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