lets start a swedish sibling band together
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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