Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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