i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
that's an acceptable place to lick
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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