508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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