her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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