I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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