i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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