who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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