i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Randomize
