I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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