Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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