Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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