shes about as inviting as chlamydia
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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