I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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