Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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