I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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