The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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