Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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