i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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